Tuesday, June 05, 2007

why do I miss all the good stuff?

I attended three graduations at Knox College (two while I was employed there and one on a return visit to see former students graduate). Who spoke at those graduations? I have absolutely no idea.


Who has spoken at the two most recent Knox College graduations?

Last year--Stephen Colbert
This year--Bill Clinton


I felt a little guilty about not going to graduation this year, but if it had been Bill Clinton speaking instead of the Under-secretary of Labor I would have gone.

I'm so freaking unlucky. This missing the good commencement speakers is like my inability to win anything, ever.

Damn.

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