a few questions I need answers to

1. When will it stop snowing?
2. Will the Golden Compass be as good a movie as I want it to be?
3. Is it a good sign that Canadian bills include pictures of people playing hockey, ice skating, and sledding?
4. Should I buy the oh-so-cute and sexy dress that is totally impractical?
5. Why am I so delighted that I've finally been rated on PickaProf?
6. If I run for political office on a scrooge platform, where I promise to outlaw all public playing of Christmas music until a week before Christmas, will I win?
7. When will I finally be rated on RateMyProfessor?
8. Will I get a chili pepper?
9. Will 30 Rock be on forever?
10. Will I be able to survive if it does go off the air?
11. Do I know how to count?
12. Why didn't Martha Stewart do a holiday issue this year?
13. Is it wrong that I've worn the same pair of socks three days in a row without washing them? I can't help it! They're so stripey, so woolly and so warm.